E = MC Hammer x ²Legit ²Quit
So which girl wanna make my penis throw up on my tumblr??? LOL
Dont cry over anyone who wont cry over you…
To much crack and cocaine a make the world a feel ill, you know,enough ganja enough spliff 2 build, Only thing we make man feel chill we get it by the pound
Listen over my phone cause custom answering 1-800 weed hotline we be holding the nickel and dime Weed up for more borrow band mine and ull me love ‘till the end of time
I smoke the best I carefully pick out the stems and seeds, seed The Doctors orders keep my eyes a bleed And every night a different kind of breed I never smoke alone… Its just a medicine Little bit a weed makes me go ? cus my adrenaline Little bit a weed never killed no one So dont be mad at me legal or not that s*** dont matter 2 me
Three can keep a secret… if two are dead
fuck a eighth i need o’s 28 grams of that loudest pack, matter fact man get a pound of that Get a couple kids with sour diesel and lemon g that’s sour patch my og’s kush Blow that loud, till it makes me shush
A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been born & raised in the arms of a queen
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don’t even deserve to be an issue in your life
Its so cold out when the police pull u over i think they will make U walk to THEY car to get your ticket
Smokers get to take 5 min breaks from awkward social gatherings but not from awkward cancer spreadings
Nothing beats the panic when you realize that you are using your roommate’s toothbrush when all you wanted was for them to use yours
If you have a hard time changing the channel from far away, you have poor remote remote control control
I’d rather have ants in my pants than aunties in my panties
Homeless women at the beach aren’t very attractive with their potato sack bikinis and all.
I wonder if fat people ever get tired of lifting weights all the time
If you can actually smile from ear to ear, please stay far away from me….
The idiot kid at McDonald’s overfilled my giant Dr. Pepper & it spilled on my second iPod. What is the fucking point, life?
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all , at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male actually is the same. and once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick…..i guess its kinda politically correct…
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for
I was going to do something today, but I haven’t finished doing nothing from yesterday
Kids raising kids.. Teen pregnancy is sad.. Then they wonder why so many of our kids are lost.. How can a “Kid” teach a kid Anthing?
I don’t know whatchamacallit, but “candy bar” would be a start
I’m at the point in my life where kids wearing Che Guevara shirts just look like Teletubbies. Harmless, but annoying and fun to punch
Real music will stick bullshit will disappear like it always has. And there is good music out right now u just ain’t looking
The only person that loses in bullshit music is the person that makes it becuz we move to the next hit and u he sits there broke
It’s not about having a perfect relationship but its finding someone who matches you, and you will go through everything without giving up
Behind every beautiful girl, there is a stupid guy who did her wrong and made her strong
Has kenny miller only paid 4 a spray tan on his face?? His neck is white + his face….well…is a different color all together!
One of the bravest things ever are TEARDROPS. Wanna know why? ‘cause tears are not afraid to fall even for the wrong reason.
Pregnant ladies, when you queef, tell them that it’s the baby sneezing and watch the looks of disgust turn into “awwww”.
A message to parents who think legalizing weed will make their kids want to try it: They will anyway.
Kids sneek sex so parents don’t catch them. Parents sneek sex so kids don’t catch them. Sex is sneeky
If u never had a stank breath moment that means your breath always smells like shit and your ammune to it
I know when I’m dealing wit a ghetto girl becuz she swears I’m lightskin
I think Ladies that smoke black n mild will jump into a fight without hesitation
I cant believe those Chile miners want to mine again. If a girl gives me crabs Im never fucking her again
Wack Flacka so stupid he could get punked, have Ashton Kutcher walk out & he still wouldnt realize it was a joke
Wacka Flocka looks like a grown Kel Mitchell, he could star in “Good Burger 2
EARLIER I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT BACK IN MY YOUNGER DAYS(YESTERDAY)….. SO I THOUGHT… IM ABOUT TO DO SOME HOMEWORK……….THEN I THOUGHT WAT MADE ME THINK OF THAT CRAZY IDEA….. PROBABLY NO BREAKFAST LOL
All of the best things in life are either immoral, illegal or fattening…. NO CRACK IS GOOD
females if You’re 12. You smoke. You’re not a virgin. Your boyfriend is 17. Are you proud of yourself?
women who introduce u to their kids within da first month… u gon hit on the first or second date 90% of the time
females who have sex wit u In the crib where they kids live regret having kids
females who hang with fags they father was not at their 8th grade graduation
Inner city bitches beg more than ghetto kids when they other brother father bring over presents